Robert James Mitchell, a fixture of this community for over four decades, was today honored with a full front-page tribute on the occasion of Father's Day. Family sources confirm that Mitchell has maintained an unbroken record of "coming home for dinner" since 1983, a feat described by neighbors as "truly remarkable."
"He taught me everything," said daughter Sarah, 32, who commissioned this special edition. "How to change a tire, how to tell a good joke, and why you should always check the oil before a road trip."
Mitchell's family also confirmed he invented a legendary homemade BBQ sauce in 1997, the recipe for which remains a closely guarded family secret.